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{"slip": { "id": 85, "advice": "If you don't want something to be public, don't post it on the Internet."}}
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Lawrence Robert \"Pun\" Plamondon was an American activist, known for being a 1960s left-wing activist who helped found the White Panther Party. He was the first hippie to be listed on the FBI's Ten Most Wanted Fugitives list due to his alleged participation in a bombing, though charges were ultimately dropped due to high-level governmental agency misconduct — rejecting warrantless interception of phone calls based on a claim of \"national security\" — an issue finally decided on appeal by the Supreme Court of the United States.
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Broken Tree Inn is a 1979 fantasy tabletop role-playing game adventure for RuneQuest published by Judges Guild. It is a RuneQuest Gateway product and so not set in Glorantha.
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