{"slip": { "id": 174, "advice": "Be a good lover."}}
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{"type":"general","setup":"What did the 0 say to the 8?","punchline":"Nice belt.","id":165}
{"type":"general","setup":"How many kids with ADD does it take to change a lightbulb?","punchline":"Let's go ride bikes!","id":140}
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{"type":"general","setup":"Why did the Clydesdale give the pony a glass of water?","punchline":"Because he was a little horse","id":43}
{"slip": { "id": 50, "advice": "Walking is a perfectly valid solution to traffic congestion problems."}}
{"type":"general","setup":"Where do young cows eat lunch?","punchline":"In the calf-ateria.","id":289}
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