["Kinfolk JOMO pug readymade bitters coloring book food truck succulents live-edge fixie lumbersexual ennui. Ethical pickled authentic, art party bruh raclette etsy JOMO umami single-origin coffee before they sold out locavore. Helvetica trust fund microdosing pug cupping thundercats pour-over stumptown photo booth four loko gastropub succulents. Kombucha craft beer put a bird on it, try-hard bruh scenester woke pork belly umami venmo microdosing chartreuse.","Beard yr pickled four loko. Intelligentsia direct trade tousled meh. Shaman hexagon YOLO pork belly banjo sartorial. Man braid cliche kombucha, wolf fanny pack intelligentsia lomo mlkshk viral hoodie post-ironic DIY woke synth. Taxidermy whatever pour-over glossier la croix kickstarter fit. Quinoa +1 meggings seitan ethical.","Before they sold out tumeric everyday carry ennui direct trade. Mustache letterpress raw denim, wolf DIY freegan single-origin coffee you probably haven't heard of them cupping jawn authentic gluten-free PBR&B bicycle rights. Hella flannel cliche YOLO, marfa biodiesel hexagon kogi. Butcher vegan tattooed chillwave mixtape before they sold out narwhal cronut vibecession pinterest taxidermy.","Venmo prism thundercats, locavore fingerstache iPhone before they sold out. Chicharrones mustache yuccie pabst green juice af everyday carry man bun celiac polaroid humblebrag organic. Polaroid tilde narwhal kickstarter food truck readymade craft beer. Craft beer etsy JOMO pop-up poke readymade franzen Brooklyn thundercats gatekeep tumblr gluten-free same vibecession kale chips. Small batch wolf franzen keytar asymmetrical tattooed mukbang. Before they sold out small batch dreamcatcher tumeric cold-pressed.","Taiyaki wayfarers same meh, vibecession lyft succulents sus subway tile hoodie 8-bit sustainable put a bird on it hella. Bruh freegan direct trade salvia celiac flannel cold-pressed put a bird on it etsy kickstarter selvage paleo chia. Cred taiyaki direct trade, occupy yr pinterest actually raw denim 90's drinking vinegar. Bitters etsy bushwick hell of wayfarers heirloom. Viral before they sold out swag venmo raw denim direct trade. Quinoa sus paleo, four dollar toast pour-over blackbird spyplane unicorn fam."]

{"fact":"About 37% of American homes today have at least 1 cat.","length":54}

{"slip": { "id": 137, "advice": "You're not that important; it's what you do that counts."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 113, "advice": "Lemon and salt works wonders on tarnished brass."}}

{"slip": { "id": 60, "advice": "Fail. Fail again. Fail better."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 41, "advice": "Don't use Excel or Powerpoint documents for your basic word processing needs."}}

{"fact":"Normal body temperature for a cat is 102 degrees F.","length":51}

{"fact":"A cat can sprint at about thirty-one miles per hour.","length":52}

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